I was checking my google alerts last night and I came across this article about a new movie called Salmon Fishing in the Yemen starring Ewan McGregor and Emily Blunt. We all know Obiwan Kenobi, but if you're unfamiliar with Emily Blunt, she looks a little something like this.
Not too shabby. Anyway, it's a
After reading some poor reviews of the film after it's recent premiere, I've came up with some thoughts on what they could have done differently.
First off. You have a f*cking jedi in your cast. Go with it. The double handed grip on a jedi sword equates to Spey Casting. I could just imagine two jedis battling it out with two 14 foot spey rods chucking tunghead sex dungeon streamers at each other in a fight to the death.
Next up, Emily Blunt. Actually, no. Don't change that. Just have her in every scene, wearing this. It would be much more attractive than a flannel and hip waders.
Finally, we all know sure as sh*t who should be playing the sheikh.
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EDIT! I found a Youtube clip, and it's even worse than I thought it would be.